No Offense, But She's Perfect

From afar, one would assume we were dating. Others might even say that we have a “Whole Lotta Love.”

I feel that it is much more.

I love the way that she does anything; from taking a drag off her cigarette, to taking a drink of her juice. A great word to sum her up would be perfect; but she's so much more. She creates a feeling inside of me that projects that she is mine forever. Just imagine 5’8” of nothing but pure sugar. Bethany Whitt is most definitely the sweetest girl I have ever met.

Usually when I meet a girl, I disregard whatever they're saying because I feel it has no value. (No offense to any females reading this but that is just how I feel; please prove me wrong.) Bethany is different because when she speaks I actually feel informed. When we first met, I was stunned by how cool this female was. We were over at a mutual friend’s house, and as I was walking in she was proving to someone why Robert Plant is the greatest singer of all time.

By reading my previous blogs, one would assume that I totally agree with her. At this time though, I was extremely ignorant towards previous generations’ music. Next, I inconsiderately said, “Whose Robert Plant?” She skeptically looked up and asked me if I was serious. I thought and then warily murmured, “No”. Instantly she was whipping out mp3 players and phones desperately looking for a sample of Mr. Plants Voice.

I found it so cool that she was about to show me something that was old, but felt so new.

As she pulled out her IPod, she was already getting up to turn the radio on so that she could transmit the fabulous sound of Led Zeppelin for everyone to here. It was almost like I was star struck. I tried to find flaws in her demeanor, but I simply couldn’t find anything that I disliked about this girl. The song that she decided to play was “Whole Lotta Love”, and I haven’t stopped listening to it since. I can still remember her dancing, and shaking her little butt to that tune. Her love for a good melody was evident in her brief boogie. The effect of that succinct moment is unmistakable, because every time I hear that song I take a moment to remember how significant Bethany is to me. Not only is she greatest thing that has ever happened to me, but she steered me away from disregarding previous musical masterpieces.

Although, I honestly think that she could have played an Eddie Money song, and I would have been a fan for life. It wasn’t the tune that caught my attention; it was the beautiful girl that presented it to me.